MEMEs

Darn you, John Green. I try to be productive and actually do stuff during the day but you keep posting memes. I'm hoping the next time you type in John Green is arrested for, this will pop up and say "John Green is arrested for distracting me with memes." will enjoy that reaction. =]

Well ,anywho, here's my MEME copied from John on Tuesday.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Angela needs a new home!"
I can assure you I am NOT a cat in need of a home.


Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Angela looks like every Hollywood movie producer's second wife."
I hope not.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "I've been making excuses for him since I was 8 years old, Angela says."
Have I? Hmm.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Angela wants
a-a man.
b-a bottle.
c-to profile me.


Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Angela does NOT snore"
Yay for youtube videos about Angela(s) that are not me NOT snoring.
wootwoot.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Angela hates bronchitis."
And has never had it but HAS lost her voice.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A:"Angela asks Dwight to feed her cat."
Oh dear,the Office. Funny show, right there.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Angela likes to wear bandannas.
Untrue.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Angela eats pineapples."
You know when you hear the name of a food then suddenly have a craving for it? Yeah......SO true.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Angela wears yellow."
Youtube videos in which I(not me) talk about wearing yellow, perhaps?
I think watching Brotherhood 2.0 would be a better use of youtube time.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Angela was arrested for drunk driving."
There were at least ten Angelas arrested for drunk driving, none of them me. :)

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A."Angela loves Joe and sharks."
One link was "ANGELA LOVES JOE.JOE LOVES ANGELA."
Let me clarify that I do NOT love Joe, I,inf act, love someone else entirely.
And the sharks link was tatoo preference. No tatoos. I guess I'm not that popular, though It appears John Green is an avid Googleganger.


Currents:
Song: 08' Mash-Up DJ Earworm
Book:Angus Thongs and FullFrontal Snogging Louise Rennison
Status: Flustered and Frustrated.